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Archive for December, 2007

Ninja Parade

Friday, December 21st, 2007
Have you ever seen a Ninja Parade? Watch out. Trick question.

Cooking Lessons #1

Monday, December 17th, 2007
Cooking Lessons #1: After baking a turkey, you should carve off all of the meat as soon as the turkey has cooled enough to comfortably do so. Do not procrastinate and refrigerate the turkey thinking that you will carve the meat in the morning. It will be roughly thirty three times more difficult.

Cooties

Wednesday, December 12th, 2007
With the focus on AIDS awareness for the past decade, Cooties awareness fell off the radar. Please take a moment to watch this Cooties Awareness Infomercial and spread the word. There is a vaccine. “Baby, why didn’t you tell me?”

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