I can no longer say I’ve never been in a car accident. I can say that I am going to be far more liberal in running yellow lights. At least I was able to help answer the age old question of, “Who would win this fight?” Toyota Matrix vs. Chevy Silverado. Although the Silverado definitely won in round one with a knock out, my little Matrix busted that Chevy’s lip before he fell.

This past weekend some friends and I made it up to Big Meadows for a little weekend camping. Despite having been camping at least once a summer for my entire life, there were some surprising camping firsts on this trip. Make sure you check out the awesome pictures!

This “I wish my lawn was emo” t-shirt is worth a laugh. Also, big shout out to my number one fan: Alyssa Piggott!

The Stache is a symbol of power and prestige that few men can pull off effectively. I am one of them. And if you don’t agree, I will fight you.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.

And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. God saw that the light was good, and He separated the light from the darkness. God called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning�the first day.

And God said, “Let there be Grill Sesh,” and there was Grill Sesh. God saw that Grill Sesh was good, and He seperated the man-meat from the man-chop. God called the man-meat “steak,” and the man-chop “porkchops.” And there was lobster tails, and there was shrimp, and there was also mash potatoes, greenbeans, and fruit salad.

Have ever been in a situation where you wanted to describe something, but you knew that you couldn’t possibly do it justice and you think to yourself, “If only I had a picture!” Well, when it comes to the Grill Sesh at Robbman’s house this past Saturday, that’s exactly how I feel.

Except I do have pictures.

You know the story. Now here are the pictures.