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Chain Factor. Embrace the addiction! “Whenever the number on a disc matches the size of the row or column that disc is in, it will disappear.” January 30, 2008 | 1 Comment »

Have you ever seen a Ninja Parade? Watch out. Trick question. December 21, 2007 | 2 Comments »

Cooking Lessons #1: After baking a turkey, you should carve off all of the meat as soon as the turkey has cooled enough to comfortably do so. Do not procrastinate and refrigerate the turkey thinking that you will carve the meat in the morning. It will be roughly thirty three times more difficult. December 17, 2007 | No Comments »

With the focus on AIDS awareness for the past decade, Cooties awareness fell off the radar. Please take a moment to watch this Cooties Awareness Infomercial and spread the word. There is a vaccine. “Baby, why didn’t you tell me?” December 12, 2007 | 1 Comment »

When asked whether or not Salsa dancing is for homosexuals, a heterosexual male shares his thoughts. “Dancing salsa doesn’t mean you’re gay but having sex with another man probably does.” November 27, 2007 | No Comments »

How Does She Know That You Love Her? This is by far the best clip from Enchanted, the latest Disney movies in theaters now. It’s surprisingly funny and quite “enchanting.” November 25, 2007 | 1 Comment »

I had a possible roommate who was French, living in South Dakota, who wanted to move to Virginia and was paying to have her furniture shipped here by a man who lives in Missouri, whom sent the package from Illinois which contained an unsigned check from a business in Connecticut. WTF. Scammers, man. November 16, 2007 | No Comments »

This guy is awesome. Rap skills for days. October 19, 2007 | 1 Comment »

“Shun the non-believer. Shun. Shhhhuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnn.” Join Charlie the Unicorn as he and his friends travel to the a land of sweets, joy, and joyness. Candy Mountain! October 17, 2007 | 1 Comment »

Virginia Beach Atlantic Avenue 1986. Wow, have things changed. September 13, 2007 | 4 Comments »

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